So save me from who I’m supposed to be x

So save me from who I’m supposed to be x


in me mums uterus…… womb womb

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This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom


their football kits have their initials on them


and niall is wearing zayn’s (๑✧◡✧๑)


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good girls confuses me so much bc they are not talking about how they like a girl that looks good but is actually bad like she has a boyfriend and no one knows she is a bad girl except 5sos and i’m pretty sure it’s bc they stalk her i mean how else would they know she sneaks out her room and what she does on the back of the room it’s just plain weird man i tell ya

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Anonymous said: Why not fall in love?


I got shit to do



for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans





i cant even explain how badly i want u to go back to this hair colour

i agree brown haired michael is underrated let’s start a petition 

This is dirty blonde though??? Because I loved that!